FAQ:

Q. You have had 350,000 downloads, are you rich?
A. No. Nobody clicks on ads or is interested in donating money to SpankWad. Truth is, I don't blame them and don't click on ads either.

Q. Why is the site so ugly and stupid?
A. I am pretty busy so forgive me if I did not parlay the original site into a network series, or Kevin Smith movie.

Q. Do you hate everyone in st louis?
A.. 90% aint everybody.

Q. Why do you make this crap?
A. Its for the betterment of society, and the worsement of southsiders and everyone in st. louis.
Yeah, I don't capitalize that city.

Q. Can I see what the card will look like before I send it?
A. The best way to do this is to send a card to yourself to see how other people will see it. Its a good idea to do this to check for layout, and spelling.

Q. What happens when I send an ecard?
A. After you click the "send ecard" button an e-mail is created and sent to the person you have specified. The e-mail contains a link which takes the recipient to the custom card you have created.

Q. Where do you get your ideas?
A. I think to myself "What would Britney do?" and then do the opposite.
If that fails I just think about monkeys...

Q. Why "SpankWad"? What's your problem?
A. I don't know dude, its gets your attention and its funny. Whats with the twenty questions? Leave me alone. Nobody reads this page anyway.